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So here is the story of my life. I never see things my way so how cant they be done like that? I need help…majorly.

sad day….

…when ur cat has probly gone to 3rd base w/ her boyfriend and you dont even have one

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I thought my friend was gonna help me with this guy, but all went on was me getting embarrassed...
So it all started in math-
Diamond: Sam! help me with this test!
Me: Okay... *does math problems*
Math teacher: Diamond, you got them all right!
Me: since I helped you, you gotta help me. *explains feelings for Triston, and want to talk to him, but I'm too shy*
Diamond: Okay, ill help you.
5 hrs later in science-
Diamond: Sam!! say hi to Triston!
Me: Do you know how hard that is for--
Diamond: Ugh...Triston!
Triston: What?
Diamond: Say hi to her. *point's at me*
Other Random Girl in Class: Why does he need to say hi to her?
Diamond: *to other random girl* 'Cuz she likes him.
Other Random Girl in Class: AWWWW!!!! YOU LIKE HIM GIRL?? AWWW TRISTON SHE LIKES YOU!!!!
Triston: *nonchalantly looks over and says:* Nahh, I'm good.
This is where I would like to ask how to solve this. How to explain to him that these were not my exact words, and that I just wanted to talk to him.
I feel really stupid right now..... : / help??

and really wanting to mingle

what happens when you want to talk to him, but its hard to.

wish i had a portal gun